Así hace un Valenciano expat una paella con arroz integral

Viviendo fuera de España es difícil (y caro) encontrar arroz bomba para hacer una paella de verdad. Pero además, si estás intentando reducir hidratos de carbono en tu dieta, el arroz en sí es ya un mal paso.

Así que me puse a hacer pruebas para hacer una paella con arroz integral normalucho, del que encuentras en cualquier supermercado. Y lo conseguí. Resulta que no es tan difícil, así que me pregunto por qué cuando empecé a buscar cómo hacerlo no encontré nada al respecto – aunque sí que encontré marcianadas como usar "arroz de coliflor" o arroz arborio. 

Interesantemente, esa gente suele ser de fuera de España, así que supongo que nunca han probado una paella de verdad y les da igual acabar con un risotto amarillo. ¿O quizás es que los influenceres no tienen paladar? Pero yo nací y crecí entre Alicante y Valencia, así que no puedo aguantar algo así. Y más cuando la morriña ataca.

En fin, al grano. A mí me ha funcionado con paella y con arroz negro.


A script to announce new chat messages in Zoom

Available at https://github.com/hmijail/announce-zoom-chat-messages.

It's so disheartening to see AppleScript to stay so ... unloved. It was never easy to deal with it, enough so that I decided this time to force myself to get into the newish JavaScript syntax. And yes, that eases the syntax; but the whole ecosystem feels so devolved since the last time I used it. Even Apple's own Accessibility Inspector has lost capabilities. osacompile works but the resulting app does something different. I didn't try looking for new Scripting Additions, and in fact it wasn't needed; good old System Events was enough. But, gosh... even Smile was last released on 2013.

I wonder how would I do something like this announcer without AppleScript. What do Windows users do? Well, who cares for Windows ;P, what do Linux users do? Maybe next time I'll have to research it.


Bluetooth audio latency, codecs, when does it matter

These are some random-ish observations regarding Bluetooth audio latency vs "codecs". This started life as a long comment trying to untangle a messy thread in Wirecutter's review of bluetooth speakers, but since it covers a lot of things that I periodically forget about, I'll have it now as a refresher for myself next time I'm checking BT headphones.

A couple of pre-clarifications:
  • Different people measure different things, sometimes without even realizing, so it's important to make sure that one understands what a number means. Algorithmic delay? Hardware (+firmware) implementation? Hardware + software? Which software: OS + encoding + decoding, or just the OS piping things around? Is there some app involved? Each layer not only adds delay (lag, latency), but also variation (jitter).


YOU could have invented the LMAX Disruptor... if only you were limited enough!

This is about a shocking realization I got while learning about the LMAX Disruptor – a data structure / architecture that got published in 2011 and made some waves across the web because it allowed LMAX to process +6M transactions per second on a single thread. In Java. Which was interesting because Java was (still?) supposed to be too slow for that kind of thing.

By then I was already a couple of years out of the Java world and getting into embedded C, so I took a mental note to look into it just out of curiosity. But, as could be expected, the note was promptly forgotten.

I'm now looking again into Java, so finally I managed to take a peek at the Disruptor. Shock: this is just a description of what I was implementing in C while I was still learning it! But it's not that I'm a genius; it's that this is probably the only way to do things when in a limited environment. In fact, the basic architecture is the one used typically in drivers and in Linux's NAPI network architecture, which is in place since the early 00's. I see a handful of others across the web having commented as much during these years.

So... is THIS what merited such coverage, talks in conferences, etc?

I used to think that a surprising part of the embedded people I've met are typically rather short-sighted and closed minded about their part of the stack; now it's looking like the higher levels are also equivalently blindsided. So it sounds like there really is a need for some condensing view, some whole-picture consideration in the industry. But, how? Who?

I guess I could take this as a job opportunity :P, but it rather sounds depressing / worrying. If computing is akin to thinking... what does it say if we programmers seemingly are such poor thinkers? And I think that "specialization" would be a really poor excuse here. "Specialization is for insects" – right? Sounds to me more like oblivious churning out. Which might be well and good when making another templated website, but not as good when writing software to control, say, medical equipment.

So let's try to analyze how and why the Disruptor is or isn't interesting, and the implications.


Macbook 2013 vs 80 MHz WiFi channels

I found that the WiFi on my MacBook Pro (late-2013) works slowly on 5 GHz / 80 MHz channels (topping out at about 30 Mbps). Enough so that it's at least 3x faster when connected to the 2.4 GHz band in the same router (and I say at least because I can't measure any higher).

So, if your router works in the 2 bands and your Mac is switching between them transparently (as it usually does, which usually is advantageous), then you would be seeing big, mysterious changes in speed.